Telcos and House Moves

So, my Internet access has been a bit patchy since I have just moved house. It’s not just the packing and unpacking that has kept me offline, but the fact that it takes 15 DAYS for me to get Internet access. Electricity? That takes two days, but Internet and VoIP? I still don’t have it. Is it just me or is that just a ridiculous amount of time to wait in this day and age? I’m hoping to have it all up and running by Thursday, when I’ll also open up my Etsy shop again. Maybe Friday I’ll also have the time to do something towards my collaboration with Anastasia and Sally!